句子大全
搞笑的英文句子或短语
来源： 时间： 2018-03-22 12:13:11 人气：
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1:One should love animals.They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
2:Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3:Lifeless,faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。）
4:Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）
5:Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
6:Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
7:Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
8:If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
9:It’s never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
10:One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。）
11:Better late than never.（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）
12:Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不经灾祸不知福。）
13:Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（无热情成就不了伟业。）
14:Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。）
15:The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
16:There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
17:From small beginning come great things.（伟大始于渺小。）
18:"Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk"“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
19:Before Liang Zhuge coming out,he didnt have experience in leading the army!why i should have experience when look for a job诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验
20:If you saw the dark in front of you,dont be afriad,that’s because sunshine is at your back.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……