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1、你的丑和你的脸没有关系。
Your ugly face is not related to your face.
2、揍你个，性生活不能自理！
Hit you, you can not take care of themselves!
3、你长的外形不准比例没打好。
You're not in a good shape.
4、你干嘛用屁股挡住脸啊！
Why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
5、锻炼肌肉，防止挨揍！
Exercise the muscles, prevent beaten!
6、非洲人搞上黑猪的後裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩。
African people engaged in the descendants of black pig, yin and yang imbalance of chimpanzee.
7、国际脸孔世界通用。
International face world.
8、不想吃天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆，不是好癞蛤蟆！
Not to eat swan meat toad, toad is not good!
9、拿你当人的时候，你尽量走人道好吗？
To take you as a person, you try to walk humane?
10、外星人从哪里来？当然是从他妈的肚子里来的。
Where did the aliens come from? Of course, from his mother's belly.
11、起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！
Why do you do that early? The nightclub is not open yet!
12、被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口。
The Noah's ark, the new volcanic eruption.
13、我们拥有的只是立体图形的身材。
What we have is a solid figure.
14、只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Can only play one of the TV series of shit.
15、只要你敢死，我就敢埋。
If you dare, I dare to bury.
16、不是我不小心，而是我故意的。
It's not that I'm not careful, it's my intention.
17、幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头。
High school students in kindergarten, congenital Mongolia disease frog head.
18、孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。
Children put toys as friends, adults to friends as toys.
19、国家怎么就没拿你的脸皮研究防弹衣。
What countries haven't taken the armor on your skin.
20、面对美女，我们坐立不安。
In the face of beauty, we are on tenterhooks.
21、男人靠的住，母猪能上树！
Men depend on live, sow the tree!
22、找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球。
To find a girlfriend to go to the zoo and even to leave the earth.
23、你需要回炉重造。
You need to make.
24、靠，你长得太好认了。
By, you're too good to recognize.
25、人生在世无非是让别人笑笑，偶尔笑笑别人。
Life is nothing more than to make others smile, and occasionally laugh at others.
26、耗子看见你都含着眼泪走开！
You see you all with tears away!
27、你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去。
You touched on the keyboard even Amie protozoon can't live.
28、问君能有几多愁，恰似太监上青楼！
Q-how can worry about, like the eunuch on brothel!
29、吃的是草，挤出来的是青春痘。
Eat the grass, squeezed out of acne.
30、我不想知道你有病，别表现的这么明显好吗？
I don't want to know that you are sick, do not show so obvious?
31、我从来没有欺骗过你，因为我骗的都不是人。
I've never cheated on you, because I'm not a man.
32、比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog that has been shed on the road.
33、现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。
In reality tell a lie with the real name network, under the pseudonym the truth.
34、穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧。
Wear other people's shoes, go their own way, let them find it.
35、结婚必备条件：有车有房。
Marriage prerequisite: there is a car room.
36、把有限的马屁集中火力拍到一个人的屁股上。
The limited firepower to take one ass ass.
37、你的样子真的很棒哦！就跟个棒槌一个样。
Oh, you look really good! As a kind of a vault.
38、好好活着，因为我们会死很久很久。
Live good, because we will die for a long time.
39、森林这么大，我竟然找不到吊死的一棵树！
The forest is so big, that I can't even find a tree!
40、不知不觉时间已匆匆，人生往往活在后悔中。
Unconsciously time has been in a hurry, life often live in regret.
41、长的飞沙走石鬼斧神工。
Long flying sand and rolling pebbles extraordinary as if done by the spirits.
42、听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生。
Listen to your words, a sense of superiority on the IQ arise spontaneously.
43、世上有一半的书是笨人写给笨人看的。
Half of the world's book is a fool to see.
44、大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?
45、你喜欢用肚子顶人，证明你的脑子聪明过人。
You like to use the stomach to the top people, to prove that your mind is clever.
46、天使之所以会飞，是因为她们把自己看得很轻。
The reason why the angels can fly, because they see themselves very light.
47、你在人群中渺小，在猪圈里伟大！
You are in the crowd in the pigsty great small!
48、爱情，原来是含笑饮毒酒！
Love, the original is smiling drink wine!
49、你小时候被猪亲过吧？
When you were a child, were you a pig?
50、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。
Go your own way, let others take a taxi.
51、房价越来越高，所以，好男人越来越少。
House prices are getting higher and higher, so the good men are getting less and less.
52、你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。
You long slow speed, you long too much memory.
53、吃自助最高境界：扶墙进，扶墙出。
Eat the highest level of self-help: help the wall into the wall out.
54、这社会对我不太客气。
This society is not polite to me.
55、圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手。
Everest Snowman abandoned, septic tanks blocked the murderer.
56、超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱。
Super shameless microphone audio speakers, Eskimos shame.
57、做人不能这样，缺狗粮才知道来找我？
Don't be so short that food for me?
58、再有钱的人也在为钱苦恼。
And then the rich people are suffering for the money.
59、客服就是客客气气的拒绝你的服务。
Customer service is polite to refuse your service.
60、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
You haven't evolved, long like a man really hard for you.
61、鸟大了什么林子都有！
There are birds in the forest!
62、我不是随便的人。我随便起来不是人。
I'm not a casual person. I just can't get up.
63、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
The world is big, big but you need that piece of mind.
64、像你这种可恶的家伙只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Such a damn thing as you can only play a TV series of a Tuo shit.
65、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友。
Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates.
66、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
Pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time to let people see.
67、敌人或知己，越少越安全。
The enemy or bosom friend, the less the more safe.
68、开的总是自己的车，爆的总是自己的胎。
Always open their own car, always burst their own tires.
69、你长的好象车祸现场。
You seem to be in a car accident.
70、广告就是告诉别人，他的钱还可以这么花。
Advertising is to tell people that he can spend the money.
71、你真是个不可一世的主，给你脸了吗？
You are a mighty Lord, give you face?
72、能认识自己是个什么东西，都是好样的。
To know what things are good.
73、开车无难事，只怕有新人。
Driving is difficult, I am afraid there are new.
74、没有钱，没有权，再不对你好点，你能跟我？
No money, no power, no good points, you can follow me?
75、你长的违章！
Your long violation!
76、站的高，尿的远。
Stand high, the urine is far.
77、听君一席话，省我十本书。
Listen to your words, my ten book.
78、长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
It's not your fault, but it's your fault!
79、哟！你这是刚被雷过啊，还是准备去雷人啊！
Yo! You this is just been Lei ah, still be ready to go to thunder person!
80、爷爷都是从孙子走过来的。
My grandfather came from the grandson.