100字英语幽默笑话

　　teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

　　student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

　　teacher: please tell us.

　　student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　两只鸟

　　老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　2.the fish net

　　"can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?"

　　"a lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　鱼网

　　"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?"老师发问道。

　　"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。"小女孩回答道。

　　3.One day, a group of soldiers carried out a task under the direction of their chief, and they came to a large river. There are a lot of new recruits of the regiment, colonel looked at the river, and looked at the soldiers, he really can not think of a suitable word to command the recruits rushed across the river, is in distress, suddenly had an idea, he ordered: "all disbanded after two minutes on the other side of the river set! "

　　一天，一团士兵在长官的带领下执行一项任务，他们来到了一条大河边。这个团里有好多新兵，团长看着眼前的大河，又望了望士兵们，他实在想不出一个合适的词语来命令新兵们冲过河去，正在苦恼之际，突然灵机一动，他命令："全体解散，两分钟后在河对岸集合！"