英语幽默笑话短

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 英语幽默笑话短
  SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
  While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. “That's okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey.” Mom pondered that idea and then replied “I'd rather buy you a gift.”
  她宁愿买一件礼物
  旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系,”他说,“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。”妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,“我宁愿给你买一件礼物。”
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  Who's better satisfied?
  Who's better satisfied? A
  person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?
  The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
  谁更满足?
  一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人,谁更满足?为什么?
  当然是有六个孩子的那个,因为有600万美元那个还想要得更多。
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  An Abstract Noun
  Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?
  Jane: I don't know, madam.
  Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.
  Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.
  抽象名词
  老师:简,什么是抽象名词?
  简:我不知道,老师。
  老师:什么,你不知道!抽象名词就是你想象得到但触摸不到的东西。现在,你给我举个例子。
  简:老师,比如说一根炙热的拨火棍。
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  Clever Thieves
  Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
  Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
  聪明的小偷
  警察:你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的?
  失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎么知道是什么时候?